truly do not understand how people just slip into relationships and jobs and opportunities and friend groups and lifestyles. to me there are a million obstacles to navigate in a single basic conversation

The Three Witches from Shakespeare’s Macbeth, 1775 by Daniel Gardner (English, 1750–1805)
I will NEVER stop talking about this..
Nor will I stop posting about it

cant fucking sleep bc wikipedia has separate lists for vampires and for fictional vampires
Do you kids know how hard it is to hyper fixate on shit as a goddamn adult?? Sorry boss I know you need those files done but I’m too busy giggling like a goddamn school girl over a fictional man